We Need A New Term For “Stay At Home Mom (SAHM)”

“So, Lisa, what do you do?”

“I’m an away-from-home mom.”

“Um…okay…what does that mean? What do you do all day?”

“I keep my company’s financial records in order, supervise their taxes, reconcile billing vouchers, analyze financial operations…”

“Wait, so you’re an accountant. Why didn’t you say that in the first place?”

“Yeah…I guess that would’ve made more sense.”